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Someone should tell Musk about the teacher that’s still in hiding in Batley

When exactly did commies become the self-anointed good guys on things environmental? Like, even a surface-level history bro knows what was wrought during the great leap forward, or what Soviets did with the Aral Sea.

Malcolm Clark Doreen 💚🤍💜 That’s the bastard Blair replaced me with as a defence minister in 2003. A fucking nonce.

Never kill yourself* *at least as long as there are people alive who deserve to die more than you do x

Abduction-sized twink-weight 500+ DL crew lffffgg 🫡

Me at BJJ, sparring from half-guard

GOAT </3

If you're in the window seat it'd be much more difficult to get out to defeat the hijacker hand-to-hand style.

I just want to osoto gari then o goshi a horse is that too much to ask

Hey look this was resolved perfectly. It's the most straight-forward thing about the whole show.

Lars was right

London is open just don't drive or fly in thanks

Problem is he'll be spending all morning going through the thousands of profiles until he maybe lands on the one belonging to the dude who infected him

We should start worrying when politicians become theologians. On that note, I'm a politician and here's my decisive take on this point of theology.

Second worst Gareth Roberts on this website

New lad at BJJ. Blue belt, Argentinian (German), big bloke - good sparring partner for me. Was working a d'arce choke on him, didn't finish before timer ran out. Chatted afterwards, he said 'you were really squeezing my cheeks'. Paused. 'Face cheeks'. Falklands Defended 🇬🇧

Someone who has driven a car explain how this is possible. Someone who has legs explain how it is possible to trip over.