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Matt Hanan

@hananmatt

Wife: You can't keep buying season books for clubs we never see play live.
Me: Great. I'll go get plane tickets to see @StRochsJuniors.
Wife: Fuck!

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As much as I've enjoyed Blake Bodily and Nick Moon playing in green/hoops, I'd be happy for them to come a little closer to home (San Diego). It's been hard to create an opportunity to see them the last couple of seasons, which I'd like to correct next season.

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All of these right wing influencers sharing this as if it doesn't have "Nothing on this page is REAL" plastered on the hero image. Problem is, as stupid as these people are, their followers are stupider, their messiah stupidest. I give it 2 days before he references it as fact.

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Man, it's a good thing that all the Major League Soccer cities like San Diego don't have to share a stadium with American Football teams during that time frame.

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While we're looking at illegal things that world class strikers do with their arms against Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪 in World Cup Qualifiers, can FIFA please tell Thierry Henry that he has to stay home?

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There is nothing on earth more American than an American explaining to people from another continent that people from another continent don't know what happens on their continent better than an American.