So many folks have asked my advice on Japan travel. I’m no expert but do keep this in mind: Don’t use the dryer feature on the bidet until after you’ve flushed the toilet. Unless you want to have a blast of shit air to get unleashed out between your legs and into your nose.

Randomly got this metazoo “thank you box” in the mail today. Real slap in the face when I never got the $4,000 Metazoo owed me. Oh also one of the packs came open lmao

this waifu likes it rawr 🦖 new kaiju-chan waifu now live

REAL WEEBS USE CODE HAM

My big announcement. Coming soon👀 Very excited and grateful for the opportunity 💪

End of an era. See y’all for ham season 3.

On my 33rd birthday, I got my whole life packed up in this truck, in central PA, driving to San Diego to start the next chapter. Wish me luck on the drive 👍🏻

12/10.

I keep seeing people say shit like “if you voted for trump and regret it, you get what you deserve” Like you never made a crucial mistake in your life. We’re never gonna make progress if all you do is hate on these people. Why not convince them to fight with you?

use code ham and I'll cast good jewish spells on you

4:30 pacific

That south park episode was great but lets not forget who paved the way for going in on paramount

✨VCard: Awakened Worlds is officially live! New card types, fresh mechanics, and even more creators *Available while supplies last*

Pause for a moment to acknowledge that I have the coolest job on the planet and I’m grateful as fuck for the opportunity. Shit has been going great and we got even bigger shit coming.

Does the spell check line mean it’s infected