I get turned off easily if a fly keep landing on you, I'm cool fr

last strawpage gimmick was 7 months ago did i fall off

emojis are deadass real life and i’m not even joking

これはハムスターファーストの暮らし

this ant just ruined my coffee drinking experience by dying at the bottom of my cup. so thanks a lot for that.

unfortunately i would crumble in this scenario. very easily too

oomf is drinking coffee with ants in it and posting about cancelled comedy central shows

goodsprings!!

theres a lot of really good movies filmed in wide view and then theres movies that clearly think they'll be better if they just do that. you watch it and it's like they just wanted to film something cinematic and didnt really gaf how itlooks

every time i play an online match of mortal kombat i feel like killing myself after the second round but still every few months i get so obsessed with it i start having dreams that im married to johnny cage

ghoulia in her wheelchair <3 #monsterhigh #fanart

……and so it begins……👀🔒❤️

i love noisy pink bubbles off of devin townsends infinity album lets all listen to music forever and ever

maybe my favorite scene from anything ever is the reno episode when they really wanted arbys permission to use their brand so they call it delicious and piping hot every 30 seconds for the entire scene

oomf might have some competition because my mom really likes ghoul fallout

Emil Wakim got cut from SNL and also had to deal with having the worst Wikipedia photo of all time

my cousins girlfriends uncle is this guy and i hope they last just so he can be family to me