Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

Antony starts for Man United, while Cristiano Ronaldo’s on the bench again. ⚠️ #MUFC #ManArs

LEBRON: "Kobe said, 'I'm running through Pau's f****g chest.' Man, you trippin. That's your teammate. You ain't about to do that." MELO: "He was like, 'No, he ain't my teammate right now. F**k him. Get up.'" #RedeemTeam @Netflix

Breakfast is a scam.

the bird is freed

Tim Urban I’m an alien trying to get back to my home planet

By age 30, you should be smart enough to realize this:

🇵🇹🧑‍🏫 Ruben Amorim has arrived at Carrington...

EDER!! #POR