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SPECIAL ALL-PERVERT EDITION! There is no more unfortunate being under the sun than a fetishist, who longs for a woman’s shoe and has to make do with a whole woman. •Karl Kraus, Nachts (1918). haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/a-garland-of…

SPECIAL ALL-PERVERT EDITION! 1 Poet: There’s one thing pleases all. 2 Poet: —What is that? 1 Poet: ——Smut. •Fielding, The Author’s Farce (1730). haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/a-garland-of…

Pico Della Mirandola wrote that what God wants most from his innumerable creations is peace, and now that I have children I really get that.

I don’t believe in signs, but then strange things do happen. •Stowe, The Minister’s Wooing (1859). haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/a-garland-of…

Nutmeggers! This Saturday, April 26, I’ll be at Breakwater Books in Guilford, CT, signing and sketching. Come say hello! 12–3!

Branford book fair today! 960 Main Street, Branford, Connecticut! I'll be here till 3:00.

My serialized “thriller” novel Blvd. of Blood has wrapped up part 3 (or 5), so if you want a “satisfying chunk” of reading, you can get it now. Why so many “scare quotes” IDK haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/starting-nex…

TOMORROW IN CONNECTICUT!

Calling all Nutmeggers (and those who like to drive)! Can you find me (next Saturday) among the teeming throngs of authors at Wethersfield?

Everyone's talking about #PiersAnthony, right? I'm not too late to the game, right? haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/whats-up-wit…

I know everyone has strong opinions about this one! Fight me! haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/the-ten-best…

Happening now! Hagemann Memorial Author Showcase, East Haven Senior Center, 91 Taylor Avenue, East Haven, CT!