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gofund.me/df81a19e #GoFundMe I lost my job. Unemployment is held up for who knows how long. If you have it to spare, I would appreciate it deeply.

Toilet singing in the dead of night Take these skibidi and learn to fly

Fascinated by Lana Del Rey’s new boyfriend.

When I was a child I had a crush on Elvis for a time. I had vivid daydreams about growing old together. It didn’t phase me that he was dead. There is no aphrodisiac stronger than delusion. My crush following Elvis was Invader Zim

I will never pass up an opportunity to cyberbully a Nietzsche profile picture

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Some edgelord in 1876 named their racehorse “Suicide”

They’re gonna legalize jaywalking in NYC! I wonder if this means they’re gonna exonerate my grandpa Jaywalker Joe. Imprisoned 68 years ago for his role in The Great Jaywalking Incident of 1954 after a grueling 11 month trial

On the bus yesterday I tripped over my Lesbian Frankenstein boots (as one does) and some 13 - 15 year old girls laughed at me. I told them “go kick rocks”. One of them said “bitch what the fuck is kick rocks”. I shook my head and said “guess I don’t know”

I got blocked

Getting pretty burned out on all the clown messages

The Milwaukee Protocol. New comp out on my label Terrific! Recordings Feb 10 Mary Lattimore/Beau Wanzer/Clarice Jensen/Andy Ortmann/Bill MacKay/Crank Sturgeon/Keith Fullerton Whitman/Gabi Losoncy/Vanessa Rossetto/Matchess/Jon Mueller/Sigtryggur Berg Sigmarsson and more

Fondly reminiscing over the VERY LAST WORDS I spoke to my mother

Popping in to this stupid hellscape of a website to let you know my new album Kuddelmuddel is out today… halipalombo.bandcamp.com/album/kuddelmu…