Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”  “Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.” . “I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.” Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer, number

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”  “Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

A gentleman is never rude except on purpose - I can honestly be nasty sober, believe you me.

All I'm trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me.

Getting married is easy, having sex is easier, but finding someone who can stimulate your mind and make love to your soul, that is rare❤

“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.

Sex is about the quality of your entire love life, not the intricate alignment of your bodies

Happy Boxing Day! May your heart be filled with happiness and your day with love

Wishing you a Happy Boxing Day! May your day be full of laughter, love, and gratitude.

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite

I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.

Sometimes, we can so be so focused on acquiring material things that we forget the value of life – the biggest luxury of all. Life is precious. While you work for a better tomorrow, never forget to be grateful for today. The present moment is all you ever have.

Decide today to choose the type of life you'd like to enjoy. Remind yourself of your choice by visualizing it regularly. Take advantage of the opportunities that you notice. Avoid living by default and create the life you desire

Most of the body problems are a signal. Don't ignore them. Your body is trying to tell you what it needs. But only if you are willing to listen. If you don't, your body will start shutting down to get what it needs. Remember, your body keeps the score.