they should make it illegal for me to be sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday. [remembering i’m a police abolitionist] or rather we should restructure society such that i am not sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday.

I’m having a honeycrisp apple as an afternoon snack if that’s ok with everybody

Nick Kristof fuck a fan contest

When was the first time you heard The Lion Sleeps Tonight?

People are developing feelings for LLMs partially because they text back right away

ivebeen laughing about this video for like 6 hours

Been saying this

Most problems go away if you ignore them. Except the ones that get much worse if you ignore them 👍

Kys

Security at this show gave me a stanp like hope hopes hoping ‘s tattoo

I would never use DoorDash unless I were really hungry

Why does this ATM have blood around the logo in July

Americans talking about women: imagine a burger

RXKNephew seven minutes into an 18-minute song: I think Jeremy Renner jumped in front of that car/ I'm Jeremy Renner, I jump out the car/ I ghostride the whip like I'm Jeremy Renner/ I owe thousands of dollars to several people

Ben Folds is like if Billy Joel and David Cross had a son

Eating a leaf for dinner

Go vegan :)