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christoph

@halalcoholism

“the Dalai Lama of shitty leftist cold takes” “simp for racemixing” "herbivore gay Muslim centrist” “one of the worst irony weirdos" “that guy has brain damage”

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Repubs have for years built their moral compass around protecting children from the perceived threats of pedophile rings, transgendering & abortion. Children dying when Elon yanks funding from aid programs? Shrug. Merely bring it up & they’ll accuse you of “emotional blackmail”.

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Facial reconstruction of a man from Willey’s Kopje, Kenya, estimated to be 5,000–4,500 years old based on Nderit Ware pottery found at the site. Anthropologists describe him as one of the most morphologically Caucasoid-like finds in East Africa from that period.

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What is Britain's favourite swear word? F*ck: 24% C*nt: 11% Sh*t: 6% B*llocks: 6% B*gger: 3% Bl*ody: 2% Tw*t: 1% B*stard: 1% D*mn: 1% D*ckhead: 1% Feck: 1% yougov.co.uk/society/articl…

What is Britain's favourite swear word?

F*ck: 24%
C*nt: 11%
Sh*t: 6%
B*llocks: 6%
B*gger: 3%
Bl*ody: 2%
Tw*t: 1%
B*stard: 1%
D*mn: 1%
D*ckhead: 1%
Feck: 1%

yougov.co.uk/society/articl…
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Deport 200 million people? Sure, why not? I’m sure there are no tragedies from South Asian history relating to the mass movement of people based on their religion that would suggest this could be a bad idea

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I’m guessing it’s not really about the body but the other visual clues. The before pic suggests a normal good looking guy with an above average physique. The after pic suggests a narcissist who might be gay. It’s the pose, the attitude, the shorts. Definitely the shorts.

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Her: I bet he's thinking about other women Him: I guess the question is, do the 100 humans have a chance to work out a coordinated strategy beforehand or are they just dumped in there with the gorilla and boom it's on?

Her: I bet he's thinking about other women
Him: I guess the question is, do the 100 humans have a chance to work out a coordinated strategy beforehand or are they just dumped in there with the gorilla and boom it's on?
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Why do “anti-fascists” do the most to associate everything good with fascism? Clean public spaces, contemplative silence, mutual respect between citizens, beauty, fitness, health. I’ve seen every one of these things labeled “fascism.” This is a losing political strategy

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bf just told me he doesn’t like to use oat milk with his granola because it’s “conceptually upsetting” to have oats with more oats

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Successful civil rights movements typically have a simple underlying message to sell to the broader population: “We are just like you; thus we merely ask for the same rights as you.” The trans rights movement seems fundamentally different in this respect.

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The correct answer is gorilla because it’s the one who you might be able to convince to leave you alone if you’re not a threat. Whereas hippo is a psycho, tiger & bear want to eat you. Hippo is the one you could maybe evade, but that depends the nature of the space you’re in.