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Wherever you are, find peace.

My love language to my friends is leaving this message when they send my call to voicemail. Hellloo , I’m under the waterrr bulululubu help me….

They say Changing your loyalty to a football club says more about you than changing your wife.

Don’t become Sugar Debty while trying to act like Sugar Daddy.

Starting the day with a burnt curry because my reticent boy was playing Mobile Legends even while cooking.

The amount of static shock I’m getting nowadays everywhere I go is ridiculous.

Our customary laws have a lot of penalties that includes collecting fines as a form of restorative justice. But NGOs collecting fines for traffic violation, well what do we call that now?

Single Aunty often talks about why there are no good men around like she is in a podcast everyday but again her WhatsApp status says men should kiss the ground she walks upon. The only ground im kissing is the way to Calvary. Blessed Friday!

Gen Z and Gen Alpha interpreting monogamy as one person at a time ?

My friend’s dogs gets to celebrate birthdays better than my own birthday as a human.

Weekend diaries with my Team

I miss that selfless individual who used to scan Local Dailies and sends it to us early in the morning.

Organic 💯

You should be laughing at your bank balance, not at someone’s English accent.