h o l y s h i t just saw a tiktok that changed my life interviewer: “can you explain this gap in your resume?” you: “no i cannot, i signed an NDA” 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤑

vault hunter! now is your chance to win the new #borderlands collection 🚧 🔁 for lilith & tina 💟 for krieg & claptrap 📝 comment CLAPTRAP for the plushies 3 winners for each set announced tuesday! goodluck humans

So close!! That is NOAHFINNCE👹 💕

lana del rey just said “isn’t it cool that we’re playing on a full moon tonight” and everyone turned around to look at the moon and it was not full at all

Kraft is bringing back the SpongeBob SquarePants mac and cheese after a decade off shelves.

To your side of the screen from ours, every day of the 5SOS SHOW ‘23 has been unforgettable and a beautiful new level of connection between our passion for live music and our audiences. Our fans are the best on earth, our crew has been the most supportive of the band and

Day 1, prt 2: a trip to the mecca of the bourbon trail, Buffalo Trace. What a thrill to visit with legendary, third generation employee, Freddie Johnson, & master distiller Harlen Wheatley. Thank you for the wisdom, philosophy, & history of your empire. Portraits by rick gerrity

Want to know what's happening here with Graham Rowat and Brandon Boone🎵 Join us at youtu.be/dqGkJWwUCng?si… And see a special cameo by Mitch Gerads 🎥 hail ⁉️ Twat Talk Queen #horror #interview #scarystories #hotquestions #voiceacting #va #wickedwednesday

STOP WITH HUMAN HOSTS !!! LET THE MUPPETS HOST THE OSCARS !!! WE HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS !!!

10 days away from Louisville, and we’re still savoring the finish from this amazing adventure. Thank you to all the brilliant distillers & artists who welcomed us and showed us how you make your majestic spirits. We’ll be back! 🥃🇺🇸 #BourbonDiscovery #CraftedInAmerica #tvpilot

i would pay real money to have Kevin write a diss track about me

anyone have any recommendations/advice for someone that wants to learn music theory/how to better understand sheet music? (i’m thinking like duolingo for music, i can’t really dedicate hours a day to this but i want to learn so bad)

delaware not being the d in “the dmv area” pisses me off more than it should

the downfall of jojo siwa was not on my 2024 bingo card

“my axolotl died and now he has a piss kink” -NickiChic

“i wanna chew on a moist toilette” -nicki 🐛