Told my manager about my days for my birthday she said “we’ll see” lol I hate to show her who I really am

I’m too old to be leaving out the house at 11pm 😭….. that’s what time I’m tryna go home

#goutes

We’re half way through October. Ask yourself “have I been a spooky enough?!” If you haven’t, try to be more spooky

autistic bitches be like "sorry if i was being weird earlier, my sock was inside out and i couldn't think"

Halftime in Eugene. #GoDucks

women will tell you the most traumatic life-altering story you’ve ever heard in your life and then be like “isn’t that funny?”

please start cutting up your grandparents licenses i can’t take this anymore

A little disappointed the design committee chose not to include the state flower on the new Utah flag. This is what we proposed. Smh.

Can I be the new Twitter CEO?

“are you okay?” no, from the bottom of my heart, i’m tired

Pardon my language… but what the h*ck??

What your small-town parents think living in Portland is like

Fascinating Please have a look 👀 and think