Meet me in the lobby — it’s goin’ down Hare Raiser squad deep — it’s goin’ down Catch us in rebellion — it’s goin’ down Any faction, any zone, bunny — it’s goin’ down

AAAARGH ME PEPPERMINT STARS! 🤯Who gave this bun the right t’ sparkle like that?! ✨Spandex clingin’ like barnacles, curls bouncin’ like jellyfish at a rave—STAXX be the cardio Kraken o’ the Eighties, I swear on me last headband! 📷 What a Playboy this Bun 🏆 YAARRRRRRR! 🏴‍☠️

YARRRRRRR YE FILTHY CREW O’ GLITCHED-OUT GULLS!! 📢 I screeched into the void, hit it like a rabbit fightin’ a mirror, hit send on a reel—and what comes crashin’ through me porthole? 💰3,200 $KARRAT💰in me pouch like a cannon blast to the stern 💣 My Pet Hooligan be rewardin’

there’s a billion dollars inside the computer you just have to get it out

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