Bruh I really hate that Sazz was killed in #OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding 😔

I share this sentiment. Good advice from her dad

I hate that T-Mobile commercial about their service being better than @verizon. “Come on out to the middle of nowhere. And when you get there, send me a text blah blah blah”. I NEVER have service where my family lives and it’s not even far from society.

I went on a first date tonight. Our waitress was surprised that we weren’t married 🥴

Bruh I’m soooooo sick of AT&T ruining my liiiiife. My mama, “Ooh it is a bad connection” 😭😭😭 Lemme switch omg

I hope she's doing well

They

I gotta have a burger.

Your Typical Local Man Didn’t kill anyone: no Didn’t kill self: no Is killing me because it implies that he DID kill someone and himself

I miss having real phones

“My grandma was a raysis but then all her kids married black dudes.” 😭😆

Forever and always #MrsWright

Oh see—

Not her interrupting a men’s conference and posting it on social media

Hmm I’m a little curious about that trans-Oreo / trans-Reese’s collaboration 👀 OREO Cookie REESE'S Y’all might have done something there…

This was enough to get me to go home for the rest of the day. Never again ignoring my instincts.

👻 mae 🌟 She didn’t break up because of the interview, she broke up because she saw a man comfortable playing with his own future.

When yall see me wearing my jeanie with my jorts mind ya business.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS. THOSE ARE NUGGETS AND TENDERS WITH SAUCE

I just find it funny how…your phone gotta be in sleep focus to track sleep overnight, but not to track a nap.