Dateline sidenote: dominoes totally re-edited the shit out of their add to make it corona relevant #Dateline

Spouse never does it

If he does not look like he has something to hide, he definitely doesn’t

Hit with a hammer 17 times? Sounds like an accident #Dateline

We’re with you, Mark. (Says no one in the world) #Dateline

Oh, you mean “swinging”?

2??? 3??? So hard to keep track #Dateline

Oh you mean “swinging”??? #Dateline

Life lesson: swinging always ends in murder #Dateline

Mark = Curtis???? #Dateline

Curtis definitely not swinging with Theresa and mark

No shoes? No shirt? Definitely not a killer #Dateline

Should I be worried??? This is my friend who’s name is Mark!!! He’s always inviting me for Budweiser and garbage bag and shovel runs!!! 😳 #Dateline

Recent invention, Wayne: its called a shirt 👕

Recent invention, Wayne: it’s called a 👕 #Dateline

Why do I keep thinking about this arrested development scene? #Dateline

Justice served!!! NBD #Dateline

We may be quarantined, but that didn’t stop the party for Dexter‘s 9th birthday! This year‘s theme was his favorite artist, Poppy! Happy birthday to the coolest metalhead we know! @MegHafdahl @poppy

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Congrats to the 2021-2022 Resident Award winners! We are proud of everything you've accomplished! (ACE = Attitude, Commitment & Excellence) #MayoIMRes Carrie Thompson, MD