🦷 bark loud. bite deep. 🦷

A wizard never comes late, nor early; he ejaculates precisely when he means to.

WOAH . yeah i can see that too maybe one day i'll butter her up and just ask

if you're gonna call me a bitch but the word bad in front of it x

// i feel like a child of divorce watching them fight 😟

twenty six? WOW. so you had no idea before that?

most illuminating. . . so. what are the erm. signs?

its officially fuck around friday 🗣🗣‼️‼️

well of course its flawless. i'll even have you know i finished it within a day but truth be told, he didn't deserve to read my work. hah, that /is/ an oddly fitting response from you. maybe it would even work on a few boring individuals.

no— that's not— the 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 thing.

the slug club sucks lol

well you're wrong

snails? nothin', Marls. im on about that pretentious potions professor and his prized collection of students.

27 times in front of me. yeah, yeah. but thats just your instinct to 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵— bite and pass on the curse. it overrides any sort of logic. but wolves are actually considered to be more intelligent than dogs. . . still unconvinced on that one.

logic and intelligence aren't interchangeable— hey dont lump ME into this

you kidding? he's a has been waiting to happen. relying on the glory of his students to elevate his own status? PLEASE.

got something to say, Reg?