Right now, Bill Hader is 43 and is AFRAID of Blue Jeans Committee when they’re performing.

Right now, Bill Hader is watching the worst 2005 horror film of all time. He’s having a great time.

Right now, Bill Hader is sneaking a piece of candy from the Halloween bag.

Right now, Bill Hader is ready and excited to support his friend tonight.

Right now, Bill Hader is wishing that someone would have just reached out one to forty more times through text message to remind him the election was today.

Right now, Bill Hader is staring blankly out of the window, listening to the wind in the trees.

Right now, Bill Hader is in a spiral.

Right now, Bill Hader is thinking about green bean casserole.

Right now, Bill Hader is outlawing the word “Boq” in his household for the next 24 hours. Enough is enough!

Right now, Bill Hader is looking at his email inbox number.

Right now, Bill Hader is taking care of his LA family and is urging others to be safe.

Right now, Bill Hader is doing everything he can to help his community.

Right now, Bill Hader is standing in front of a wall of cards, trying to pick out something that accurately reflects how he feels.

Right now, Bill Hader is getting to Gods country.

Right now, Bill Hader is body shaming the fat squirrel outside his building.

Bill Hader is stopping in his tracks because he suddenly remembered he was in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Right now, Bill Hader is invested in Forensic Files.

Right now, Bill Hader is pretty sure a labubu is either a body part or a shoe.

Right now, Bill Hader is eating an egg roll.

Right now, Bill Hader is watching House of Wax.