Incredible how so many people just want to moral f*g others into paying for stuff that used to be free to one of the richest companies on the planet. "Just pay the 13 dollars per month, saar!" No, I don't think I will.

Mike Lee was born with every conceivable advantage in life. His father was US Solicitor Gen & dean of BYU Law, where Mike went to school. Older brother UT Sup Ct justice. Then he got jobs where family connections certainly help open doors. But he decided he wanted to be Catturd.

I had three beers at Al Udeid on the way back from Afghanistan

TWICE tickets completely sold out in minutes while I was at work 😭

I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?

I’m near certain that video games are better for you than doom scrolling

Gas lady just rang the doorbell for the biannual check, went into Anne Frank mode

Graham is back at it today, about how Putin and nations still doing business with Russia have "underestimated" Trump. All we can say is "so prove it". Putin has so far correctly estimated that Trump will never do anything to punish or deter him from murdering more Ukrainians.

Today I heard the first "All I Want for Christmas is You" of the year. Last year it started in September

Why does nobody ever mention how hard Bactrian camels mog Arabian camels. Extremely straightforward Virgin vs Chad dichotomy, so rare in the animal world

This gotta be the dumbest tweet I've read this year and there's a lot of competition

Fuentes Updates When you lie all the time, it’s impossible to keep track of all your lies. It’s actually really rare for someone to lie as much as Cucker does.

My iq score lol iq-checker.xyz/HadanText

When you see a garbage take and check the profile to see if you should mute and then the account is not quite bad enough to warrant a mute but you know that you're going to see them in your feed more now because you visited the profile so you have to mute anyway

Attention: fruit flies All potential food sources have been removed. Please report to the glue trap for termination.

Me Professor Kim Ilsung Molotov Hitler

WE WUZ JOOOZ!!!!

The name of the ransomware group that attacked Asahi is Qilin? Qilin?!

What happened to all the “WAR DEPARTMENT” bluster about how nobody can kick ass like America? This chick actually puts it to Blumpf: “hey why not actually try to WIN a war?” and Zognald completely bitches out like the coward he is. 😭“It’s actually a lot harder than you think!”