When you can't even throw an exception right

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You fail 0% of the tests you don't write

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by legacy code

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NPM packages can now be sorted by maliciousness

When updating the README makes the tests fail

therapist: and what do we do when our service has an outage? me: publicly blame the hosting provider therapist: no

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git pull yourself together

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Engineer: "Let's use Postgres for the database" Senior engineer: "Let's use Postgres for the message queue" Principal engineer: "Let's use Kafka for the database"