Good heavens I must have the flattest ass on the east coast. Straight up Hank Hill cheeks, I just squeezed between my washer and dryer to pick up an old sock with ease

gator named darth vader comes when his theme song is played

he is a gentleman and a scholar

An off-duty pilot tried to break into the cockpit of Alaskan flight and turn off the planes engines mid-flight 😳‼️ He was charged with 83 counts of attempted murder.

IT COMES DOWN TO THIS 🔥 WINNER-TAKE-ALL GAME 7, WHO YA GOT? 👀

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DiscussingFilm Trying to get some random critic to understand 9 years of fnaf lore

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Rosanna Pansino YouTube YouTube Creators Ethan Klein MrBeast Dealing with this situation via social media and podcasts a year after the event without trying to talk to Jimmy feels like you’ve made up your mind on what happened. This wasn’t a weird power dynamic between boss/employer; it was a collab amongst colleagues and friends.

Chelsea is BACK!!

Kanye West with a fan after the Tyson Fury-Francis Ngannou fight‼️📸

Drop some of the most iconic photos:

I JUST WATCHED THE FNAF MOVIE AND MATTHEW LILLARD, ONE OF THE STARS OF THE MOVIE, WAS IN THE SAME THEATER WITH US!! WHAT ARE THE CHANCESS!!

wtf is this

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12 YEAR OLD BEEPLE ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED ✨

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