"you win these" = i win

I just know the man I marry one day is going to be TIRED of me before we even start dating and that’s why I’ll never be married.

Newest addition to the fam, Myla 🤍

I’m Kyrie and Haley is LeBron

definition of ill do it myself

Is it to late to become an F1 driver

The dumbest thing I did was move out on my own, I’d rather be in my moms basement with a supra in the driveway 🙄

I need to stop giving people dirty looks, I’m going to have forehead wrinkles here soon.

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I’m addicted to the AI baby judge Judy and Theo Vons, I’m getting old.

Only in the Midwest the tornado sirens go off for 20 mins and it’s a block party 🙃

Thats my bestfriend seraphicdb

Men are so strange.

I’m 🤏🏻 that close to booking a trip to Florida.

Sunday scaries.

I caved and ordered labubus. Fuck

I haven’t shown Twitter my bike.

I turn my pc on these days solely to charge my phone