They realized that it’s cool to be tragic but they’re not good it, which is ironically tragic, but the cringe kind of tragic instead of the cool kind

I just realized I’ve lived through a toxic pretty sadness trend, a toxic positivity trend, and am now entering another toxic pretty sadness trend and I feel old but also vindicated in never having left toxic pretty sadness uwu

Is this supposed to be a period joke? Do you understand how periods work?

This just in per idiot men on the internet: all women have periods in the last week of the calendar month. Leap years confuse things a bit, but it’s a work in progress.

Watching the Grammys is like still typing “is” before everything else you have to say on your Facebook status.

Derealization is fucking horrifying and also a really great way to make music if you’re willing to cry onto your midi controller for 3 hours haha

Me, turning 30 in the age of Botox and PRP/PRF: 👨🏻‍🍼 (that’s LASolutionCenter with a moustache bottle feeding me because time has literally collapsed around the intensity of my youth and I am now a screaming newborn)

Listen shut the fuck up ok ✨🥰💜 king uwu

One of us may or may not have worked for a government somewhere at some point and can confirm governments are not organized enough for this shit

youtu.be/-68TGr68XjA

:) watch to the end pls :)

Quick thanks to CBC Music for continuing to play Out of It Alive 💜💜💜💜💜💜 you guys genuinely rule, thanks so much

Thanks for supporting artists’ right to their intellectual property 💜

Thanks so much! 💜

I have this thing where if I don’t drink coffee I have anxiety but then when I drink coffee I have another kind of anxiety? Can I speak to the manager please I’d like a refund

Hey Little Destroyer thanks for following us bc I literally listen to Alpha weekly and wonder when I’m going to be as kewl as u tbh

Hi! Merry belated Christmas and a happy early new year from us 2 u! A fan made this for us and we highly recommend it as the only ornament on your trees next year.