it’s true what they say, it’s easier to find a soulmate online. i found one too. it’s you! look at you facepalming 🤦‍♀️ . i love doing that! oh now you’re scoffing! you’re like a second me.

mughe ek hi unicorn dikh rahi hai yahan par. unless she's talking about her sandil. is she talking about the sandil?

i never learnt kick-boxing. there's always the miniscule chance of committing murder by strangling a particularly jumpy (great) idea in a bout of anger. build good muscle memory. killing can be done with a swift amateur movement of a swiss knife too. tools are body, remember?

black culture is next level. i know i'm gonna be grooving to this the next time i enter a shop. swag is not enough.

he only started jumping like a maniac, showing skin noone wanted to see, *after* trump had already won. what was he waiting for till the bullets whizzed by?

you’d be shocked to know what tim sweeney and elon musk have in common. syac: dubious source of power

incidentally, 'faff` comes across as a word that is incomplete or accidentally cut-off and in need of completion. so here are some that come to my mind: faffpoulos; faffington; faffigarh; mastodon. i think i'll go with mastodon.

<reads about animals> pakka humara koi bahut purana bestial rishta hoga aapas mein.

"tumhare paas kya hai?" cents and cents ability

proximity of bollywood heroics has made शाने out of राणे . ab aja naram ho kar hospital, rakhte hain wo ਪਾਨੇ.