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maria cypione

@gynepareidolia

parenthesized woman | mere heterosexual

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Ms Terfy Teacher ⚢ (@terfschool) 's Twitter Profile Photo

These are the ‘outsider’ girls who I see all the time falling in to the cult. They are the girls who struggle with their appearance, awkwardness, personal and familial troubles and are very different from the well-adjusted, attractive and popular girls — they find a way to belong

Joe Bingham (@teafortillerman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Pay Roll Manager Here Understanding women and loving them anyway are usually very different milestones in the male maturation process (with the latter coming later); only a few are wise enough to master both at once.

New California Neighbor! (@newcalineighbor) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Gravyraven's Armory Final scene: Joker Cortez is releasing his joker gas, that will baptize Catholic all who breathe it. Suddenly Baztecman swoops in and grabs a crying child away from the gas cloud. He swiftly guts him with his obsidian batarang, saving the day by appeasing some jungle demon.

world destroyar (@worlddestroyar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can you imagine a world where every newborn gets a nuke as a birthday present? A world where there is no betrayal? No, because you were genetically sculpted for omnipresent betrayal.

Devon Eriksen (@devon_eriksen_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Is thirty seconds' thought before posting too much to ask? If cold approaching strange women was part of the natural human reproductive cycle, no men would afraid to do it, because those who were would not have had descendants. Every species has mating rituals. If those

Is thirty seconds' thought before posting too much to ask? 

If cold approaching strange women was part of the natural human reproductive cycle, no men would afraid to do it, because those who were would not have had descendants. 

Every species has mating rituals. If those
Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

George Church has actually compiled just such a list. It includes things like: - Genes for low cholesterol - Genes to avoid body odor - Genes for low anxiety - Genes for higher cognitive ability - Genes for deep diving

George Church has actually compiled just such a list.

It includes things like:

- Genes for low cholesterol
- Genes to avoid body odor
- Genes for low anxiety
- Genes for higher cognitive ability
- Genes for deep diving
pine_tree_riots (@pine_tree_riots) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think a lot of guys on these apps figured out that if they lowered their standards by like 2-4 points (image shows this well), they could get an endless supply of meaningless sex + "relationships" without commitment women met this need but never got the commitment, so..

Penis Arbuckle (@warcrimefaggot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i wonder why an extremely insular community that avoids modern medicine, doesn't commonly report exact cause of death, and where 20% of said deaths happen in infancy might have lower rates of reported disease and genetic disorders

travis4nh (@travis4nh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Reminder: the main reason children commit suicide is the bullying they experience in government run schools. x.com/fight4frogs/st…

Reminder: the main reason children commit suicide is the bullying they experience in government run schools.

x.com/fight4frogs/st…
Alice Malheureux (@themalaru) 's Twitter Profile Photo

guy finding my environmental storytelling skeleton: "god. this tall, broad man must have taken all these drugs to work up the guts to kill himself while the bombs were falling. brutal." me 200 years ago crossfaded unaware of impending nuclear war: "I'll never be a woman ;n;"

maria cypione (@gynepareidolia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The names of the Yugoslav ethnicities all sound like bad guys for some reason. Serbia = mugger with a razor blade. Croatia = 90 year old kingpin with croaky voice. Bosnia = jolly, fat explosives expert. Slovenia = sneaky fella. Macedonia is fine but they stole that name.