went to a bear event on halloween and did a little vox pop about my costume, and they put a big fat boing sound effect on me. it’s so over

mother is mother?????

my last two hinge matches unmatched with me after just saying hi

lily allen ticket secured xx

the way I need lily allen to go full west end girl with this tour and bring out musical theatre guests to sing with her and make it a performance, really lean into the fact she's got her own show on the west end and rub it in xx

haven’t taken a cute pic in a while hi x

get the broom ready they’re ready to sweep the oscars

zara larssonal

the wizard:

guy on grindr told me he’s going to berlin to film and my neurodivergent ass thought he meant for the hunger games not his onlyfans

Gorgeous moustached man recognised me in Tesco and I panicked help

Alan couldn’t even keep a straight face saying he was a Faithful and somehow, out of all those incredibly intelligent people, won the whole thing???? oh the star you are #CelebrityTraitors

You guys I fumbled so bad he gave me the biggest smile and took a picture and I was fumbling a Facetime call and getting my clubcard and paying at the till and I’m KICKING myself I didn’t get his number ugh

I KNOW HIS FRIEND??????

I was wondering why the new ident was so stunning and it’s because they actually made practical effects, this is gorgeous

me & Dylan ❤️‍🔥