i'm probably gay but i have a job so idrc about that rn

my mun liked that shit first you know exactly what this means for you 。 fetch me a grilled sandwich in less than 30 seconds and 。。。 PERHAPS i can spare you the consequence .ᐟ

????

what in the actual heavens are you trying to say to me .ᐟ

‶ Ahhhh 。。。 I see, so this is funny to you .ᐣ Let's see you keep making those noises when I do THIS— .ᐟ.ᐟ ʺ [ Cue him reaching out for his blunderbuss, and bonking Spark on the head repeatedly with the front of it 。💀💀 ]

i'm so hot , i'd fuck myself !

y'all, there's enough room to share me.

Just being honest, you are missing out on a bunch 。Don't be surprised when I just stop caring and drop ya into a pit of murderous sharks someday .ᐟ

11, figuratively or literally.

no, we aren't.

why am I not in the fucking game

/ that new mario and luigi game. narrr I'm wasting my parents money this november.

no you literally just forgot I existed ever

. . . aaaand that's it .ᐣ you aren't going to say anything to my face at all .ᐣ

。。。