. . . blink, blink. “ DID YOU ALMOST JUST SWEAR?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT— ”

“ BUT SWEARING ISN'T OKAY?! IT'S A HORRIBLE THING! When Amanda was caught swearing once, she got the longest detention I've ever seen! ”

I might have blown up the library what. . . six times now? But at least I don't swear. 😇

“ I— n-no, no, no, no! You won't tempt me to the dark side with your. . . your. . . evil word witchcraft! ”

. . . why are the teachers acting like kids fighting over a toy? It wasn't me this time, I SWEAR—

“ SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP— ” Plugging her ears. “ NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA, I CAN'T HEAR YOUR BAD WORDS, NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA! ”

“ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! BLAH, BLAH, BL— ” . . . wait, she did what?! Akko's brain is still processing this, give her a sec.

. . . she's just kinda standing there— Akko.exe is still booting back up.

😀

Amanda doing that cool broom dance might just be the most attractive thing I've ever seen in my life.

. . . If you wanna be her lab rat instead? PLEASE, REPLACE ME, I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP IN A SUCYLAND DREAM EVER AGAIN—

“ That. . . still beats 99% of the potions you've ever poured into my mouth as I slept— ”

“ No, I don't lo— . . . wait. THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA! ”

“ DIANA? AMANDA? ANYONE?! CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM FROM NOW ON?! PLEASE, I'M SCARED OF SUCY— ”

“ I'd miss you too! And Lotte too! But I would NOT miss waking up to realizing you poured a SHRINKING POTION DOWN MY THROAT— ”

“ If that's an option! . . . just no more poison, please— ”

“ Yeah, and that was one of the tamer ones! The Sucyland one still gives me nightmares. . . ”