I made a chicken coop and filled it with chickens! Now they are sleeping in their little henhouse and I am proud.

Hey folks! Are you upset about the recent attacks on trans folk and want to do something to help? I’ve got good news! There’s something relatively easy you can do that would help a lot right now, and it doesn’t require you to put your phone down!

For the manners police, when someone who has done great harm dies, we typically defer to the victims of that harm to lead the tone of the reaction. Letting people harmed by the British empire express whatever they want to express IS the polite thing here

I am Seamus and dis iz my video. I hope you like it!🖤😺 instagram.com/reel/ChSexdyJn…

Here is a clip of Lizzo playing a 200-year-old flute in the library of congress. A beautiful performance from a well-trained musician. The outrage from certain people is just a symptom of their ideology. (Every time you share this it makes a right-wing talking head cry.)

"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash

I am generally against the idea of people filing humorous amicus briefs, but this one from The Onion is outstanding: supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/2…

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )

Oh no… am I a bisexual stereotype? My resume actually has straight jacket escape and glass walking on there. Not that I find it’s requested THAT often when it comes to book design, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

The barriers women face are a problem, but an even bigger problem may be the lack of barriers faced by mediocre men. hbr.org/2013/08/why-do…

Where's your God now?

these would be tremendous lyrics to a Cake song

When I talk about the "Golden Age of Hollywood" what I'm actually referring to is the Chicken Run premiere where they had a real chicken run on the red carpet.

Green line is open! This kid’s expression captures how I feel.

IT’S MEEEEE

Macron is pulling social media down and off the air. Total censorship and ban on all reporting in France. The French people will be unable to see outside to the world and we will not be able to hear them. Translation: In the coming hours, we will take several measures such as

New phrase: “teaming up with the Joneses”, to refer to the economy of sharing and mutual aid rather than competitive American individualism. We don’t all need our own snowblowers and ice cream makers. We can ask for, and receive, help.