the baseball season is almost here. the only non-boring sport

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exactly right

quitting anything is as easy as understanding you'll regret it later more than you enjoy it now

This book is cool because it’s short stories based on the Stand, but written by dozens of other authors, and yet it’s awkwardly racist and sexually weird in exactly the same way that Stephen King’s classic writings are

i'm doing BZ so i can chainsmoke several packs of cigarettes without getting lung cancer or smelling bad

I drank a Pepsi Zero and it tasted just like the alkaloid poison from Star Trek season 1 episode 1 "The Man Trap"

JRAD has like 76% of the brownness of the band Ween. Playing mostly Dead covers.

why are they not playing Picasso Moon

68%

Terry Funk’s nephew is a good doctor

It’ll never happen the Western Lands are ours we are not fighting over a sliver of sharecropper immortality Johnsons to the sky in Johnson uniform forever and ever

The sun’s doing stuff

irreality hive drone roll call! where you all at? blink twice if you aren’t chronically ill

GIMME GIMME GIMME

Man it sure is handy that we all got free unlimited access to the Visual Evidence Falsifier 9000 right before they dropped the docs on the global pedophile blackmail cabal

Forcing me to spend money to buy a gun to exercise a right is a violation of the Constitution. The government must provide me a gun for free.

The singularity has been happening since i was Gilgamesh and it will be happening long after i am Gwiddern Tree

Musashi would have liked to have a try at working with the clay. Since boyhood he had enjoyed doing things with his hands, and he thought he might at least be able to make a simple tea bowl.

trump said no *new* wars—the current conflict is merely a continuation of the eternal war between good and evil