The irony of her name being ROSALIND is blowing my freaking mind. She’s the FIRST AUTHOR OF THE PAPER. And today she gets to celebrate HER HUSBAND. And the men wonder why we’re all so FUCKING ANGRY

as a lib the worst part of controlling the hurricanes is you still have to send 95% of them at random caribbean islands or the yucatan or wherever to keep up the ruse that theyre natural. now the tornado machine, you can really go wild on conservatives with that thing

I went to school a handful of times without lunch $. My school called home EVERY single day until my $2 pizza slice was paid back. Y’all really think schools are just giving out gender-affirming surgery like they’re Oprah during a Christmas giveaway?! Be so for real😂

Listen, you can’t do this again. Your children and grandchildren need you to vote in their self interest if you won’t vote in your own — hold your nose. Do whatever you need to do. You cannot vote for Republicans in ‘24. Not. One. Republican.

Few things better than watching Ohio State lose

If you attended a Trump rally and he left you stranded in the desert all night, imagine what he'll do to you once he no longer needs your vote

Proud of Donald Trump for coming to California. His Coachella rally was Fyre!

🤣🤣🤣 Clean up aisle 9.

So you’re saying the electoral college is redneck DEI?

Tiffany Willoughby-Herard is the best of us. We’ve never even met in person and yet she has supported me during my graduate career. Anything other than dropping all charges is a stain on UCI and a capitulation to the sickening trend of targeting pro-Palestinian faculty members

.Gavin Newsom on working with Trump during a natural disaster: “People need to understand this. We had to make calls. We had to grovel with him, who personally needed a call to do the right thing... He's the most un-American nominee in my lifetime.”

I love you, Pittsburgh LFG Kamala Harris Kamala for PA

This is not Philadelphia. It’s Feasterville in a suburban county of Philadelphia, where registered Republicans now outnumber registered Democrats

For Carrie: 🎂 And for those wondering how she would vote in this election: one of the last (of many) arguments we had was who hated the Orange Atrocity more. After half an hour, we had to agree to disagree. #CarrieOnForever 💙

The military is jumping up and down, waving at us furiously, using the red phone, basically taking us down the Defcon chart, begging us - practically unanimously - not to vote for Adolf Trump. There have been evil men in world history, but when 4-Star Generals -within two weeks

what’s most frustrating about Trump is that we’re wasting our last few good years before full climate collapse dealing with the dumbest Hitler of all time