cute date idea we wake up and go grab iced coffees and then we walk around the vintage market holding hands while i point at the things i want but i'm not going to buy

I need a reason to wear this somewhere

Having to do math today is so hard. I need a nap

“birthday cake flavor is just sugar” okay????? and???? you hate joy??? and whimsy??? and cake????

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I’m only going to trivia to get one of their big ass salads

All I wanna do is wander around taking pictures with someone

2022 - 2025

Gonna put myself in timeout for getting excited about a man again.

I’m gonna go to work early, bang out all my work, then go float in the pool again.

I love being a regular at my favorite diner. Highly recommend becoming a regular

This Red Bull will save me right?

I’m very grouchy today. Anyone wanna buy me a coffee?

It’s humpday. Be a good boy and send me money to buy new stockings, I ripped these 😇

Putting a fitted sheet on a king size bed in the corner makes me out of breathhh this shit is hard

Taking my bed off the frame and rearranging my room so my parents can stay here for a week while their bathroom gets re done. There’s no way my short ass mom would be able to jump up onto my tall ass bed lol

I did 3 loads of laundry, folded it, put it away, took my bed off the frame, cleaned and rearranged my entire room. Tell me I did a good job please.

I moved my mirror.