BREAKING NEWS. Rich football player turns up to work in nice car.

Perfection of a first half. Only thing to stop, is letting Rodrigo hit it on his left. #EVELEE

Psg won't win today. Mpabbe is very selfish.

One more sleep! 🍬🪵 "They are absolutely class" - Luke Garrard on Everton. Ahead of Boreham Wood FC's FA Cup trip to Everton, Noah Abrahams caught up with Wood boss Luke Garrard and defender Kane Smith!

#WHUSEV i dont care about people saying they dont want other English clubs to do well. Im buzzing for West Ham.

I wont lie, I’m nervous watching Burnley v Wolves then i will be the Derby. #EFC

I love Gordon but i would take a straight swap for Broja and Gallagher. #EFC

#EFC Iwobi is our best player no doubt. Absolute engine of a player.

Who did this 🤣#EFC

Maupay gives me Naismith vibes and i love it. #efc

Can we sack Lampard now? #EVE

We are all entitled to our own opinions. Personally i want Dyche as i want that passion and 100% leave on the pitch hard working mentality. Speaking English i think will help given some hard talks are needed. Bielsa is great but we havent got his type of players #EFC

People need to accept that Dyche ball is actually pretty good. #EFC

Looking for 2 Everton tickets together v West Ham if anyone knows of any going. Its mad they are being sold online for over £100 a pop Everton Spare Tickets Everton Blue Army

Can anyone confirm if Everton charge you to transfer tickets to someone else. Just transferred money to someone for 2 tickets this weekend as want to surprise my son. And after that he has said he went to transfer and it said £50 is required to transfer tickets. #EFC

Ross Barkley is a baller at Luton

Why does Dyche hate Patterson and Cherniti? #EFC

Did Ayo leave school in year 5. His use of English is terrible. #loveIsland

After 5 hours of waiting to get in to ticketmaster I’m finally in. 🤣

Its mad what people are selling tickets for tomorrow online. Looking for 2 together but probably more chance of a lotto win. #Everton