There are no chicks with dicks only guys with tits.

Microsoft got bored so they changed the battery 🔋 icon, it’s now green when your pc is connected to power.

Talent na jara, Graci na koko.

Put the modafucking pressure on the king.

Put the modafucking pressure on the king.

Put the modafucking pressure on the king.

I just dey wake up and i never check my ticket ooo but with the kind tweets wey I dey see, e be like say Morocco cook Nigeria.

Odumodu abeg which texting app you dey use?

If you catch me cheating with evidence, I will never forgive you because you didn’t trust me.

Stab wey I buy for 32k nah 187k now.

Mtn dey steal data !!!!!

When I listen to Fela songs, I have goosebumps. I don’t like anybody like I like him.

Omo Bayern 🗡️🔪🪓⚔️🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

I dey go court of appeal today, Monaco and Atalanta mess me up yesterday.

A knight is more powerful than a bishop even though they are worth the same number of points. A knight is more powerful than a rook even though a rook is worth two points more.

This guy in fallout, is he in anyway related to Denzel Washington?

Keeping streak with sporty.

Darn it😞 my Siri is so dumb. Any fucking thing e don dey search web.