View from the queue #RSD24

This evening we host Hassocks FC 🏆 in Premier Sports The SCFL playoff Semi-Final. 🗓️ Tuesday 30th April 2024 🏟 Saffrons Sports Club, BN21 1EA 🕢 7:45pm 🏆 The SCFL Premier Playoff Semi-Final 🎟 £7 Adults | £4 Concessions | U16s FREE 🍺☕️🍔OPEN 📖 Programme

Absolutely gutted to be working later means I'll miss the Eastbourne Town FC game, hoping I can catch some of it through the office window. Bring it home, boys. #upthetown

HOLD THE BACK PAGE, HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! WE'VE DONE IT!!! THE OLDEST SENIOR CLUB IN SUSSEX ARE YOUR NEW @Thescfl PLAYOFF WINNERS!!! UP THE TOWN🟡🔵🟡🔵 Ollie Davies ⚽️ James Stone ⚽️

A JUDE MACDONALD MASTERCLASS 🎓 17 league Games Unbeaten with 16 wins ✅️ Best defence in the league (32 GA) ✅️ +16pts improvement on last season (82) ✅️ Highest league finish for Town since 2016 ✅️ First Promotion since 2007 ✅️ Schools out! 🔔

Congratulations Eastbourne Town FC on being promoted to the Isthmian league after their 2-0 victory this afternoon Newhaven FC Good luck next season 👏🏼

Was für eine Kacksaison. Was für ein Finale. Genießt den Abend, die Nacht, das lange Wochenende, drückt eure Liebsten und pustet durch. Wir bleiben in der Bundesliga! ❤️🤍

Did you know? 🤔 💡 If you’re planning to vote in person at the General Election on Thursday 4 July, you need to take photo ID with you to the polling station. You can apply for free voter ID up until 5pm on Wednesday 26 June: buff.ly/48v52uz

The UK’s old analogue landlines are being replaced with a digital network. Services like home phones, fall alarms and healthcare devices will be switched over. Your telecoms provider, such as BT, should contact you before the switchover to make sure your service isn’t affected.

Eastbourne Borough Council is lighting up the Town Hall clock in purple to mark World PCOS Day on Sunday, September 1. The illuminations in the UK support the work of self-help group Verity (PCOS UK) . For more information visit buff.ly/3XpVGOk

Clare Holloway Cmon you spurs

Another reminder: The Derby 📣 Spurs vs. those lot 🗓️ Sunday (September 15 ⚽️ KO 900am 🏡 Flannery’s 🚪 Doors will open at 8AM sharp. 💵 CASH ONLY (hit the ATM beforehand) Listen to/tip your bartenders, sing for the shirt, and it’s the Derby so…Don’t wear ANY red. Don’t.

Please take your seats for the Brennan Johnson Revenge Tour.

The new The Cure song is devastatingly brilliant.

Pulp are pleased to announce that they have signed a record deal with Rough Trade Records. “Rough Trade have managed Pulp for over 30 years so it feels great to be finally on the label. We did it!” [Pulp live 2024 photo by Lauren Krohn]

New Peter Doherty single is really really good. Fingers crossed there is an album announcement soon

Thanks very much once again for letting me publish this ⚽️

Dr Tottenham will see you now

Doubt they would sell to a relegation rival

Rest easy.