Release the R-rated Scooby cut you cowards. reddit.com/r/todayilearne…

I just saw that Bill Hader was trending on Twitter, so I panicked and went to Wikipedia to make sure it said he "is" an actor and comedian instead of "was" an actor and comedian. Good news, we still got him.

#Streaming some #SeaOfThieves to get that horrendous #Borderlands hull. And then perhaps some #TwelveMinutes afterwards? Hmmm? Sound good? Come watch, my shirt is extra orange today. #twitch #pirates #willemdafoe twitch.tv/spontaneousjam…

I've never hitchhiked due to my fear of being stabbed by truckers, so I'm glad they finally made a game like #Road96 Now I can be stabbed from the comfort of my home #Streaming it now so come watch me be a teen drifter It's the part I was born to play! twitch.tv/spontaneousjam…

I was wondering why today felt so unfunny and that's because we lost Norm MacDonald. And now the world is 200% less funny. Goddammit. #RIPNormMacDonald

If you haven't watched him tell the moth joke, do so right now. #RIPNormMacDonald youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo

"I sure hope the NDP wins this election," he said as he strategically and sadly voted for the Liberal party.

Many video games allow you to live out extreme power fantasies. I'm playing the game where you pump gas. Come watch me #stream #GasStationSimulator Trying to hit 100 followers, so it'd be cool if you came over. And you'd be cool too. Just saying. twitch.tv/spontaneousjam…

Imma fight some sirens in #SeaOfThieves. Come watch my groggy ass attempt to wake up live on #stream. #twitch #pirates #coffee twitch.tv/spontaneousjam…

I'm gonna #stream a bunch of #steam #NextFest demos over on #twitch. The last time I did this I found a random dodgeball game that turned out to be neat. Here's hoping I find more dodgeball. Or something to do with quokkas. #quokkasforever #Hashtag twitch.tv/spontaneousjam…

#AlanWakeRemastered is out and I haven't collected thermos in a while so imma #stream it. Come watch if you want to see some hot flashlight action. #twitchtv #AWAKE I'll miss the product placement and weird puppet mouths. twitch.tv/spontaneousjam…

I made a #YouTube vid out of one of my #twitch #streams. I post a lot about my streams here, so if you wanna see what sort of dumbassery I get up to, this video will give you a solid idea. #twelveminutes bit.ly/3BrSeFB

It's no longer Canadian Thanksgiving, so I'm streaming again! Come watch me flash flashlights in people's faces and maybe kill some zombies later! #TwitchStreamers #AlanWake #Halloween Follow my channel for more idiocy and dumb hats! twitch.tv/spontaneousjam…

More #AlanWake streaming? Don't mind if I do! Trying to find all of the thermoses and maybe my wife as well...I guess...If we have time after looking for the thermoses. #priorities #twitch #twitchaffilliate #halloween #flashlights twitch.tv/spontaneousjam…

Another goofy stream from me? I suppose so! Streaming right now, so come by and watch me flash people....With a flashlight. #twitch #stream #alanwake #gotusinthefirsthalf #notgonnalie twitch.tv/spontaneousjam…

I make videos for TheGamer's Youtube channel. Only cool people watch them. You wanna be cool don'tcha? Of course you do This is part one of finding all the skulls in #HaloInfinite. One of the skulls makes people say silly things. I like that one youtube.com/watch?v=nf-IhK…

Finally a podcast has been blessed with the soothing sound of my voice.

I made a video for TheGamer about finding some Bidoofs in #Arceus You should watch it as I had to say Bidoof about six hundred times. I'm pretty sure I've lost many other words in my vocabulary. And they've all been replaced by Bidoof. #Bidoof youtu.be/06IBw0xobks

I deadass forgot that Cheese Land was in Mario Kart 8 during this. I have shamed my family.

I just yawned so hard that I think I pulled a jaw muscle.