I hope when I die I go out in a blaze

Oh it's Seth Fender and he was your mans

I will post until I die

Brother head on down to the Exxon over on Main they got free oysters all day, just grab you as many as you want

Chat, Mario is cracked I fear

The Grinch shall not see Heaven

Need me a bad bitch with kuru. Some fine as hell prions

Hollywood, or as I like to call it, Holly"weird"

That poop you just took was plopslop bro. It was wipebait

Mfs out here saying yes to the dress

Yeah man I'm doing a lot better these days. Drinking less, trying to manage my stress. My biggest thing now is guided meditation, they got it on Spotify. Most days I do one where the "Suh Dude" guys have you visualize the gas station you bought beer at in high school.

I gotta be honest player, this dinner you served me was straight ass. How about you swing by the crib later so I can wall you up down in my crypt?

White boy rapper named Bryce Kri$pee Treat

My Dutch homie Piet Peev is always on some irritating shit

(Me and my horse Rick showing off some good ass equestrian skills) Naw the Rick riding crazy 😭😭

Tom Hanks deserved that shit in Cast Away, due to working for the vile FedEx. I wish they never let him off that island

Mr James Toadwell, beloved CEO of ribbit.com and pillar of his community, has passed away. He was 39 years old

They should make a thin blue line for strategic account managers

Anyone else lol

In greater numbers, Gen Z is rejecting the vices of their parents and older siblings, instead turning to a Shadowy object known only as "The Siphon of Souls" for their kicks