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Gun Gnome

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Just a silly little fella. For legal purposes, everything I say is a joke - unless it isn't. If you're reading this because you're mad at me then ha ha you lose

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I dunno which of my followers need to hear this but you need to be good at things other than just shooting and oil changes if you expect to have any hope of surviving what's coming.

I dunno which of my followers need to hear this but you need to be good at things other than just shooting and oil changes if you expect to have any hope of surviving what's coming.
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Buses shouldn't have their own lane. Wasting a perfectly good traffic lane only to move a few vehicles an hour is ridiculous. Let the poors be late.

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"The CAF needs conscription!" What they needed was to be less retarded for the last 10 years but it's a little too late for that. The CAF is dead and I refuse to be a part of it ever again — especially not by force.

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"waaaaa they're rage farming" They're harvesting the crop that you planted. Maybe try planting something different. In this case, stop trampling the liberties of people who have done nothing wrong. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that people don't like being trampled on.

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GM and happy arms day. Let's get pumped up for the weekend, my friends. If you aren't doing deep dumbbell skull crushers with wrist rotation, you should be.

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To be clear I'm perfectly fine with him (this green party member) calling for political violence, I just want him to keep the same attitude when his turn comes.

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Seriously, this has been one of the worst experiences of my life so far. I would rather have another kidney stone than have to deal with selling a house ever again.

Seriously, this has been one of the worst experiences of my life so far. I would rather have another kidney stone than have to deal with selling a house ever again.
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This stuff hits close to home. Few of you know me in real life so you'd never know this but I have someone close to me who transitioned for what I believe are all the wrong reasons and I'm certain he regrets it but I also know he will never admit he's wrong like this person does.

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As I drive my Land Rover past a bus stop with migrants gawking at me, I can easily imagine how the British explorers must have felt in the 1940s and 50s Now I just need a gun with a trumpet shaped muzzle and a big moustache

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The king who rules over us from another continent wants to send a clear message in support of our *checks notes* sovereignty.

The king who rules over us from another continent wants to send a clear message in support of our *checks notes* sovereignty.
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GM X! I promise I haven't forgotten about you, just been super busy preparing for my big move. Almost done packing. Loading the truck today and tomorrow. House closes Thursday. Busy times at the gnome house.

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Everything is inside the U-Haul truck and I just locked the door on my house for the last time ever. That's the end of that chapter. Tomorrow a brand new one begins.

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Mrs Gnome and I are starting to get settled in. Unloaded the U-Haul truck yesterday. They really need to do something about the suspension on those things. Don't think a single piece of our furniture made it without being damaged — not from falling over but just from vibrating