He made the fucking sandwich

I still haven't watched Godzilla minus one but this one time I was talking to a bad bitch on the spectrum about big lizard films and she launched into how much she hated that movie and I got scared

#LakeShow

Alex and I will not be playing the monster hunter wilds beta

i have never seen a black puppygirl.

Alcohol and sports gambling:

The jeans are already ironed, the turkey is already in the oven, the yogurt is already in the parfait, the television is fixed and I'm watching it

Bitches want me until they realize I'll never love them more than I love LeBron James

Do you have any god damn idea how hard it is for me to wake up every morning when Rocky and Carti are two of my favorite hip hop artists

What if there was a reverse vampire that has to stay out of the dark and drink water to survive

another dub #godisgood #blessed #RaiseHail

Raid night

Blocking Frank Ocean on spotify again so I'm less tempted to listen to Blonde every night

What was this guy's problem

I hate when people use yugioh cards as fashion accessories because it's always bewd, exodia or the 3 gods and never anything actually cool like cyber dragons or sky strikers

Hope you're doing okay LeBron James ❤️

Will I return here idk will I post on other apps idk but I want to get away from the hateful aura of X the everything app so you can find me here, here and here

Closing tweet is this silly little Gojo cosplay I threw on the other day