I fr thought trans women were moving like dis making estrogen

They don’t make rappers like lil mosey anymore

I may be an idiot sandwich but I still got bread

fuck it . i dont even car eanymore dude

Once you learn how to wheelie properly you’re never gonna ride a bike like a normal person again

howard the alien, 2017

My price is right, it got her bob barkin

I’m not takin’ my binder off, I am binder o’toole

bytеdancе:

I’m TJmaxxing

God knew I’d be too powerful if I had a warm garage to wrench in. That’s why He gave me a driveway on a hill.

Rock climbing is the most fun hobby I’ve ever tried, also there’s hot lesbians here

Me and twin locked tf in like Wukong and Bajie

This is Boston traffic bitch! We clown in this mf, you betta take yo sensitive ass and leased Tesla back to the Midwest

“EV’s are easier to work on” no the fuck they are not. This is supposed to be a plug and play harness. It has 7 extra plugs and it’s missing the 4 I need.

I bought a gram of dabs and the strain is Lizzie Borden, this shit feels like I got hit in the chest with an axe

finishing my commute home from work in a tow truck like a true shitbox owner (the exhaust fell off)

peetah, the Greek food is here