Greetings Gulppers, Totally thx for every1 who came out to the show Tues! <3 u! Look for a write up Sun at mycentraljersey.com

Don't be such a Kelsey Grammar Nazi.

Thanks Bob Makin for the stellar write-up! Peruse at your pleasure, gulpsaniacs. mycentraljersey.com/story/news/loc…

The greatest album 1/3 of Gulps has ever spun. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ii0mq8…

Spank U to our new friendos at KPISS.FM and #TotalGoon for spinning a classic GULPS tune!

Whatchu doin' Saturday night? Exactly... goin' on a hot date with GULPS. facebook.com/events/3090188…

If you want to become a Roseanne, you have a Roseanne Barre Mitzvah.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Unless you're a cannibal. Or a hardcore foodie.

We'll see all of y'all at Clash Bar in Clifton, NJ tonight, 9pm eastern/6 central. Free GULPS t-shirt with admission.

Whoopsy Goldberg! Forgot to mention... We're bustin a move in 1 hour at John and Peter's in New Hope, PA.

GULPS poll: Who's the most handsome GULP?

You heard the man! Come out this Thursday to Flemington DIY (90 Main St) for some rock and also roll. the Royal They @ubetchatheband x.com/reporterbmakin…

That's so Raven! Gulps, out. x.com/weekendquality…

Don't you just hate those dudes at Chipotle who order for their entire office? Maybe they're just ashamed to say it's all for them.

You're our cherry pie, @weekendquality x.com/weekendquality…

Lemmy's hologram will be there x.com/weekendquality…

Girl, it's the '90s. Come on out. x.com/weekendquality…

Come on, chuckleheads. Don't be part of the corporate machine. Spin the new GULPS EP. gulps.bandcamp.com/album/big-gulps

Check out Sonic Avenues. Best rock and also roll experience this side of Niagra Falls.

Build this Wall of Sound!