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Your Love molests the altar boy of my heart #CreepyCatholicValentines Paul Provenza

I so love the idea of you, not you in particular, but the idea. That's kind of a valentine, right?

I promise you- it's 8 inches #LiesMenTellWomen

You are so smart #LiesMenTellWomen

Those pants don't make you fat #LiesMenTellWomen

See 50 shades of Gray: not a dry seat in the house.

Chocolate #ValentinesDayIn1Word

Canceled #ValentinesDayIn1Word

Stockings #ValentinesDayIn1Word

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Clean #ValentinesDayIn1Word

Her mustache tickled me #MyFirstKissIn4Words

For today, I painted it red and put a little top hat on it, because I'm a hopeless romantic and want to be taken seriously.

The right Stiffie #MakeAMovieShadier

Had sushi for valentines day, that's really on the menu SophieDiddles - it's no Olaf

If agree

I'd agree

And USA scores!!!