Before you even met me I was your boyfriend

BBT hotness ranking: 5. Amy 4. Penny 3. Bernadette 2. Priya 1. Leonard’s mom

I thought mercury retrograde was done why do I still feel worthless?

Actually dream girl in BBT is the deaf girl that Raj gets set up with

Ah shit

Shit my students say: (Overheard while they’re walking into my class) “…and Ryan’s gonna be there, so I need to show him what he missed!”

Shit my students say: “I like to diagnose myself based on the internet.”

Raj Koothrapali would’ve been oneshotted by character AI

Shit my students say: (Talking about the outsiders) “Were both Cherry AND Ponyboy Socialists?”

Using Spotify wrapped as a dm slide

walking my 4d hyperdog

I feel so much love for such a short amount of time

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Damn man I can’t take this shit

Is this working?

Alex is better than penny

This shit isn’t even funny how is it that hinge is so dry there ain’t no way

it doesn't matter anymore, leo.

Shit my students say: “I have been to Hell and back” I ask why “Fractions”

I DONT THINK SO!!!!