Mapholoba They overuse t. Iyona inkinga

Sometimes I have China eyes. My grandmother's great-grandfather was a Cotzee My mom is black

Work. Word.

Soooooo... Who bought the Gupta Hostel?

I wish the DA had the dignity of the FF+ This mirror-mirror on the wall business is as cringey as that one premier's photo ops next to unfinished roads. Anyway. I suppose a good wife starts to emulate their husband. #DAwedsANC

Good morning, beloved. It's officially midweek break day. Remember to be kind to your body and mind by taking a step back from hard labour today. You're not indentured. Keep tissues at your work station to blow your nose dramatically every time someone tries to test your

Is it legal to open a spaza shop in Saxonwold? 🤧 I'm R34.5m in debt, suddenly and I gotta make it back.

Both very clear images of me, from the same angle 🤧

Ahahahahaaaa I love Halle, hle 😭 Oh he couldn't buy class with all that "more money than Halle". Taking 'bout his ex to gain relevance. There IS such a thing as bad publicity Mr... What's his name again? Mncccccm.

#NOOZ Animals in some parts of Kruger National Park are drinking Phalaborwa-Sewage flavoured water. This has been the case for over 2 decades. Residents of Phalaborwa have been tinged with sewage-esque scent a la kaká. People in Phalaborwa must be losing weight because nothing

Mothers supporting their children's crafts.

#NOOZ Today is the day that Donny T fights for his Nobel Peace Prize nomination. Shame, my friend has been trying to be a peacemaker, but you people don't take him seriously. Why? He's meeting Vlad Put in Alaska today. Why Alaska? Because it's right next to Russia and in some

Good morning, beloved. Today I got my second day off work, keeping Netcare alive. Job creation 🤧 So, while I laze around this bed, you gotta deal with colleagues. Eish, shem. Today's guideline: it's not illegal to do this ☹️ every time THAT colleague opens their mouth on a

Oom Piey went for it and I'm so happy. Not only because this puts the labour where it should go - to the unoccupied delinquents. But also because having labour to be proud of provides the chance of sustainable rehabilitation and even if one person can leave the prison system,

A perpetrator should be left alone with the weapon they used on someone, accompanied with: 90 days in solitary, sun-free confinement at 30°C controller temperature. Noise-cancelled room A loud gong every hour. 1 great meal every 5 days. Lots of water to stay alive for as long as

Are you canned-brains serious? You remind us of those taxi drivers who, while peeing on the side of the highway, only use their thumb to hide their penises. Spitting in the eye of your folly. Another thing ... Voetsek.

"iBillion incinci mos apha kuthi." - a cadre insult