I miss the 80's. There is no evidence of the stupid shit we did.

PSA: Stupid people breed more stupid people.

If words offend and hurt you.... stop being a pussy!

If you get unhinged over politics, you need to rethink your life goals.

C3-PO said it best!

The US is 2.26 Billion acres in size. That's big enough for each person to get 6 acres each. I can live with that.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Rosie O’Donnell has been captured after eating all the food at Golden Corral. 🤣😂🤣

The older I get, the more I realte to Billy Butcher.

Sane, normal Americans.....just want to be left alone.

The three greatest words in the english language: Go Fuck Yourself!

Tim Walz’s campaign launch is going about as well as his hunting skills.

The NFL needs to scrap this season altogether and just show a replay from a season in the 70's.

I still think we could solve all the problems if we just removed all the warning labels.

You can't buy love....but you can rent it for 3 minutes!

#Skol

People should have to go through air travel classes before being allowed to fly commercial. There are some really fucking stupid people allowed on aircraft.