Just in time for the nor’easter, my dad’s Xmas gift of a big ole electric snowblower finally arrived in northern Idaho. 🥰 Meanwhile me: Still waiting on the EV I ordered in August

Today in poor algorithmic results: “Over 1M Flee as Afghan Economy Collapses” … no other option for me, I cannot go back … [Ad: 55 luxury condos!] … half the population facing “extreme” hunger … [Ad: 55 luxury condos!] … will be no future here … [Ad: 55 luxury condos!]

Temporal distortions with shibe & Janeway @_@

Ain’t happening. Read the room, my dude

Help, I think I’m in love with bearded Aloy

Thousands of phones across the Eastern seaboard simultaneously chirped, rousing groggy owners to inform them that it is 11:50 p.m. and [Perf] Perf conversations begin. Sleep well, Googlers, as visions of sugarplum work-life balance dance in your heads.