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Very few people know of the 6 million Ukrainians that died of starvation under Russian rule

Not if you bite it

Okay tell me if it hurts

Use plenty of lube

Go on tell me why

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Anyone like sucking on toes. Camel toes

Do it in front of me and you will be taking the last breath you ever take on this earth!!!

Over the top

Any man's dream. His woman should sit in the fridge for a while, that way she will be cold and wet

Hmm a megaladon, modern sharks look like bait fish

I will bet anything you can't get that in there

No problem that's what you need

Are you sorry he missed your mouth

You'd look even better with your ankles behind your ears

Tidy

What do you think of the lights