You could be having the best day of your life and a British white woman will descend from the heavens to piss you off and ruin your mood for the next 4 months

Some coffee, kanye west and regular normal intercourse no cnc to start the morning

R Kelly a top 5 rnb artist but that nigga likes kids so we have to push him down to bottom of top 20

Retarded misuse of what grooming is aside I feel like alot of people are becoming really puritan with what can and can't be in art now which is really weird

Marrying and having kids with a woman I truly could not care less about

Add me on league Chris Braum#BREEZY

I'm seeing niggas - sorry not niggas - WHITE HONKEY CRACKERS more mad at a kitten getting hit with a little water than niggas getting blown up with grenades in the middle east

They need to let you laser beam 4 niggas per shift

Biting off len crazy works

His flight’s in 4 hours and he’s in queue

It should be legal to laser beam niggas into smithereens when they qrt a happy couple and say gay shit like "man whens it my turn"

Can a 5'6" 90kg retard make it in today's world or nah

Is that Majin The Hand

How it feels when your ugly girlfriend wants to cuddle

Things I wont shut up about: Anything I'm a yapper Drinks are on me if: I would never say this I go crazy for: Mullets and moustaches Typical sunday: Drinking

Anyone got crayon reccomendations I got arts and craft homework and im gonna lose a gold star if I don't do it this time

We 21 now more life n dem ones