Dallas gets top pick in WNBA and MNBA drafts in same year??? Hmmmmmm. 🤔

So if the “draft is rigged” allegations are true, shoutout to Vernon Maxwell for pushing the Utah Jazz all the way down to 5th. Because that was hilarious.

HEY ALGORITHM: show this to every rock & metal fan before our US tour 🦇🦇🦇 TIX + VIP ON SALE NOW!! deadposey.com/tour #deadposey #rock #metal #goth #band #tour

We are a long way removed from 🎶 26 years - on my way to Hell 🎶

This nun will be touring the Bible Belt in June…we’re all good right?! TIX + VIP ON SALE NOW! deadposey.com

It’s my birthdayyyyyy!!! 🎉🥳🍾 (My third sweet sixteen) youtu.be/pkcJEvMcnEg?si…

Baseball is really beautiful sometimes.

Hey, Kroger, hire cashiers. I do not work for you. If you are going to force me to use self-checkout, either (a) fix the machines and/or (b) give me an employee discount for my efforts.

The Astros’ offense is a mystery. The most unexpected of walk-off bombs!

The Ted Cruz Sports Curse™️ started 30 years ago today? The Rockets *lost* the first two home games this series (Game 3 of 1995 WCF was May 26, 1995).

May 27th is a big day in my life apparently. First, I graduated high school 30 years ago today (?!?!?). But I also met The Pretty Reckless 10 years ago today, too!!!

I remain incredibly excited for the next DIAMANTE 💎 album. Soon???

Crush it, Mayfield. ♣️

Jeff Bagwell might have been the best base runner I ever saw. Jose Altuve, great as he is, is uhhhh the opposite of Bagwell on the base paths.

Ugh. Injuries suck. Too many WNBA injuries already this season. And now Vandersloot’s knee just gave out.

I never expected to see derek guy be twitter’s main character. But he earned it today. And not in a good way.

Now seated for Ballerina. Because it’s 95° F and humid outside.

I'll be at the Houston show on the 27th (The Secret Group). This DEAD POSEY show is going to be awesome. Let's rock!

Felt like playing some Chris Cornell today. 🤘🎶🎸 youtu.be/BZkUNOVEynM?si…

Joe Espada is a magician. How this roster is 11 over .500 is baffling.