my lilies of the valley have drowned due to all of the rain, my car won’t start, happy may 🫶🏻

i for one want to see just how small she can get her waist

back in my natural habitat (making an excel sheet w conditional formatting and pivot tables)

i can’t wait to get my haircut on wednesday and then buy the $90 shampoo my stylist recommends me

me if i was in parasite

when my bf points at small things and says “that’s you” .. that’s that me espresso…

beautiful day in the u s of a to be an only child

when i sip on my sweet tea w an ungodly amount of sugar i feel just like a hummingbird

my lilies of the valley are fully bloomed, there is fresh dew on the grass, the sound of mourning doves, and the sun is shining. happy may

this $22 salad from a fast casual chain will fix me

bf reveal

“you don’t think this is too slutty?” i ask my bf (im wearing a turtleneck, tennis skirt, and completely opaque tights w danskos)

when i’m wearing my opaque green tights… that’s peter pan

you’re either letting the light in with us or you’re letting the light in against us

i love my sweet innocent offline bf

i am singlehandedly going to take down the rothy’s mary jane empire